Oh, the Cleverness of me!

Oh, the cleverness of me!

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Can’t sleep because I can’t stop thinking about being surrounded by a bunch of people I don’t know, celebrating a little boy’s birthday, and his mother hating my guts, while my boyfriend’s family questions me so they can get to know me well enough in the short time I’ll be there. I’m just hoping Neal lets me stay glued to him the whole day so I don’t end up hiding somewhere to try to get over being uncomfortable. I was so excited about going but now I’m just scared. It’s like his sister wants to hate me and wants me to be scared. I realize I don’t know too much about having siblings but when you’re miles away from your little brother and he has found someone he is happy with, can’t you just support that instead of being such a fucking bitch about everything??
I really hope this is all just pms. If flights were refundable I might just not go but I know it would hurt his feelings. It’s so hard meeting family for the first time. I’m not good at being myself when I know people have totally different beliefs than me and I kind of want to impress them. I’m a crazy liberal democratic feminist and my boyfriend is from Texas and in the Navy. While we get along splendidly, his sister can’t understand why I’m a democrat.
If that comes up in conversation, is pass a correct answer? I don’t want to offend anyone with my desire for equal pay and the option for birth control.

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Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend.
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