Oh, the Cleverness of me!

Oh, the cleverness of me!

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Driving Out Of My Work Parking Lot

The Guy Who is Not My Boyfriend Driving Behind Me:
OOOOOOhhhhhh! Nice Ass!!
Me:
Shut up! We are at work!
The Guy Who is Not My Boyfriend Driving Behind Me:
I believe we just left. I hope I see that ass tomorrow! "honk honk" OOOOOOhhhhh girl!!!! MMMMMmmhhhh girl, turn that ass, just how I like it. You better stop at that red light. Oh right there.
Me:
Tom. Go home. Go to bed. You have worked too hard this week.
Tom, not my boyfriend:
Did you say too hard?
Me:
BYYYYYEEEEEEE!!! I'll see YOUR ASS tomorrow
Tom:
(fit of laughter)

Filed under this is my life why me you're too hot stop now fuck

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Trying to get a guy to match with you so you can look cute together is so fucking hard. 

"Here is the color of my dress"

"So I’m going to get a bow tie in this color"

"That’s nice but that’s the opposite of what I’m looking for…"

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toxicninjapenguin:

nyeheggers:

ashkenazi-autie:

strawberry-bounce:

The real world.

This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever

toxicninjapenguin:

nyeheggers:

ashkenazi-autie:

strawberry-bounce:

The real world.

This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever

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When you get excited for your break to hang out with the hot guitar player/singer at work and then your boyfriend walks into the break room… I’m a horrible person. I really need to figure out what I’m going to do about this. I can’t even stand this guy any more. I’m not sure how you can go from being head over heels for someone and then suddenly you can’t stand their presence. He is the absolute definition of annoying and I’m the absolute definition of a bitch but I just can’t manage to break his poor. Like who tells someone they love them a week or two into the relationship?? No. Just no.